About Moi!

Okay, so I know you wanna now all about me! I'm 18 years old. I love Pink! (Did you know that?) Pink is the best thing that happened to this stupid planet thing. I have to meet the dude that invented Pink. It's just so Pink and Pinky! My BFF is Tiffany. She is sooooo you know, ungrammatically correctly and all. Tiffany works at Tiffany's! She totally told me that her Grandaddy owns it! Me and Tiff (I call her Tiff for short) have been BFFs for so long now I can't even count how many months it's been. I dunno maybe 3 months or is it 3 weeks? Oh what's the difference? My cousin is Bon Qui Qui! She does not know how on earth to dress. I mean who on earth would wear a Piggy Pink sweater with Baby Pink leggings. Who doesn't know that Piggy Pink doesn't go with Baby Pink at all. Of course it goes best with Sparkly Pink! Sometimes I think she's a little stupid, but don't tell her. Let me just say that girl has some A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E that spells attitude. I always have trouble spellin them big words. This is my resume: Mandy's and Mustard.